on She Cleans Up Nicely at 09:02 08/10/2009

You better watch your back fat Perez. Im coming to get you.

Looking good Brit.

on Wrigley Chews Up Chris Brown's Contract at 06:22 08/10/2009

You could do with a baleful of that Doublemint assbreathe.

on Kerry Wants More Lipo, Please at 06:18 08/10/2009

heeeeeeeeeey!why dont you join her? I'm coming to kill you in a couple of days anyways so you might as well shrink a few sizes in the meantime so that they can find a casket big enough for you. Even if you do melt a few tons you;ll be roughly the equivalent of an elderly elephant ( my most profound apologies go out to the elephant community for comparing you to this disgusting loathsome fuck)

on Kerry Wants More Lipo, Please at 06:11 08/10/2009

heeeeey! How about you go with her? I'm coming to kill you in a couple of days anyways so you might as well shrink a couple of sizes so they can find a casket big enough for you. Even if you loose 100 tons you'll still be roughly equivalent to a elderly elephant size wise. (Elephants, i apologize most profoundly for comparing this disgusting putrid loathsome fucker to you. My most sincere apologize go out to the elephant community )

on It's Good To Have Friends! at 06:08 08/10/2009

I'm coming to get you Perez. I will slaughter your fat asshole and kill you. Your days are numbered.