on Gay Cannibal Who Ate His B.F. Is Helping With A New Restaurant! at 20:12 10/22/2008

This post wasn't written by Perez. Your sister should stick to writing for more legit blogs, Perezers! This site is ALL you, baby. All you and your fistfuls of gonorrhea.

on Exploiting The Alien Princess at 22:13 10/19/2008

The truth is that Suri is ADORABLE and her daddy is proud of her. Violet, on the other hand, is FUGLY. If I were Jen, I'd do the world a favor and keep her away from the cameras.
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Team Suri!

on Beach Bummin' at 00:25 10/18/2008

WOW. Someone's fucking HUGE. Hit the gym, lady!

on Don't Hate, Appreciate at 15:21 10/12/2008

Why does she look exactly like Katie Holmes in this pic?

on Gay Marriage Legalized - A Victory For Equality In Connecticut!!!! at 12:14 10/10/2008

I don't believe in changing the definition of marriage--it is and should only be between a man and a woman. I am all for equal rights and I believe these can be achieved through civil unions.

For the record, both the democratic and republican parties believe "marriage" should be kept between a man and a woman.