on So Brave! Woman Mauled By 200lb Chimp Reveals Her Face On Oprah! at 16:55 11/11/2009

Oh God. That is so sad. And here the rest of us are, all consumed with vanity, nose jobs, botox, facelifts, boob jobs, tummy tucks, etc. Maybe we should all be thankful for what God has given us.

on Balloon Boy Is Alive! at 18:26 10/15/2009

I work just two blocks from this. No one was lying. He was hiding in the attic because he was scared shitless. Remember, he's only six years old.

on Khloe Wants To Be Set For Life If She Gets Divorced at 17:19 10/15/2009

This dumb bitch. $5,000 for shopping? I barely bring home that much a month from my job to cover everything. What an opportunistic whore. She makes me fucking sick, and it's no wonder he wants a pre-nup to cover his ass. Women are fucking nuts. As a female myself, who got NOTHING from my divorce and who has had to STRUGGLE so hard to get where I am today, this is completely offensive on every level. We talk about wanting all these equal rights for everything - yet we turn around and expect to not have to work to support ourselves - just rely on some guy to take care of everything. GET A LIFE (and a JOB).

on Jon And Kate Battle Over Birthday! at 18:01 10/07/2009

Would you quit defending this hag???? She doesn't have any reason to be this way...remember, she's the one claiming that she's attempting to minimize disruption to her kids, and then she comes along and says that THEIR KIDS (not hers, THEIRS) can only see THEIR DAD for two hours on THEIR BIRTHDAY, so it can be normal and happy for HER???? Nothing like using THEIR kids as pawns to suit her wounded ego. It's tragic on every leve. And while I admit that he's been kind of a douche, I'm leaning more and more toward his side. No wonder he is the way he is, especially when he had to live with her for as long as he did!!!!!! TEAM JON!

on It Worked! Seinfeld Reunion Boosts Curb Ratings at 12:28 10/07/2009

Larry David is a comical mastermind genius. Anybody who doesn't think "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is the best comedy show every made is a complete moron. This show is so much better than anything else on TV and delivered so perfectly. I LOVE LD.