on Artie Langie Pleads Guilty To DUI! at 11:25 10/01/2009

You couldn't find a more recent picture of Artie? You're so quick to show off your weight loss. Artie's down about 60 pounds---why not find a better shot. Jackass!

on It's Suri! at 21:09 09/29/2009

I think Suri looks cuter with short hair. Katie looks good for a change. In fact, she looks better than you, fat ass Perez.

on Julia Roberts Needs Protection - 350 Of Them! at 09:16 09/24/2009

If she ever gave you the time of day, you'd be kissing her ass like you do Madonna's.

on Cocolicious! at 11:07 09/17/2009

Can you be more disgusting?

on Tila Tequila Reportedly Choked By San Diego Chargers BF!!! at 19:58 09/06/2009

Maybe he will have better luck next time...