on Dear El Paso, Texas at 17:51 07/08/2009

OMG how embarrasing this is my hometown and I was actually at this place on sun afternoon. The food is freakin ghetto but for some reason its awesome when your hungover...anyways. Not all of El Paso is like that there is a pretty decent gay scene there. Most of us from there are mexican (not inbred you fuckin moron) and the machisimo attitude is what fueled this situation. BTW I have no problem explaining to my son why two men are kissing "because they like eachother honey, and adults have the right to like any other adult they see fit" see that was easy. Thats how you raise a well rounded citizen of the world morons. On a side note everyone who works there is covered head to toe in hickeys and I find THAT freakin gross but I dont cry about it. I just eat my food and leave...

on Email Of The Day at 11:47 04/21/2009

If you are stupid enough to send the owner of a gossip blog a harrassing e-mail with all of your personal information on it, you deserve what ever you get.