on New Imogen Heap!!!!!!!! at 18:38 07/10/2009

She's a big 'ol heap of fugly.

on Daughtry Does GaGa! at 15:15 07/02/2009

By the look of things, I thought he was gonna cover "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night"

I can't look at him without seeing that DAUGHTRY tattooed all the way across his shoulders. Douch.

on Chaz Bono Plays With The Paparazzi - Literally! at 19:43 07/01/2009

Maybe while they are giving her a dick, they can give her a gastric bypass as well.

on A New Statement from Perez Hilton at 22:01 06/23/2009

I don't like you much but for some reason I read you every day. Anyway, like you are not, words are not weapons, fists are. William's mother should have taught him "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."

And Fergie is a Fug.

on Simon Cowell's Saturday Night Fever! at 19:30 06/09/2009

I can so see Adam Lambert as Tony and SNF with a gay twist. Maybe Neil Patrick Harris can play the Annette role. Zack would make a good Stephanie.