on Miss California To Be Dethroned??? at 12:32 05/05/2009

Oh, so the gay marriage thing didn't do it? A photo shoot does it?

on ANOTHER Dancing With the Stars Injury! at 09:57 04/21/2009

Steve O will have it happen to him again. Though it won't matter. He's done worse shit and just kept it moving.

on GaGa's New Hat Phase! at 13:58 04/20/2009

Maybe I'm trippin' but does anyone else see Sally Jesse Raphael in there?

on Chris Brown Pussies Out - Does Not Enter A Plea! at 07:24 03/06/2009

So they delayed it another month. Good. That just gives him more time to either beat Rihanna into saving his bitch ass or running like the scared dick he is.

on Cultivating Lung Cancer Alongside an Ex-Girlfriend at 15:12 01/07/2009

Steps to becoming a Hollywood has-been:

1. Smoke more than a chimney during the winter.
2. Look like a total pedophile.

Need I say more?