on Do We Smell A Showmance???? at 17:47 08/03/2009

Idea of the week: Kristin dates John Gosselin. Barfalicious Reality TV GOLD.

on Que Guapa! at 18:37 07/02/2009 as a reply on the comment by lifeisgreen

Are you out of your goddamn mind? "Talent is bigger than any scandal" ????I'm sure Perez would agree with this. It can be applied to all sorts of situations! For example, Michael Vick's "talent" on the field should certainly override any horrible and sadistic things he did to helpless animals. He's talented, so who cares? The fact that Mel Gibson hates Jews should also be ignored, in light of his fantastic talent. Oh, and let's not forget OJ. He's talented, so we should probably just sidestep that messy issue of him stabbing people to death and then robbing some other people at gunpoint (thankfully, juries in Vegas are actually smart and would disagree on that point). I'm sure Aline Hernandez, Karina Yapor, Mary Boquitas, and all the other girls who were abused, humiliated, and degraded by Gloria and Sergei would all agree that in light of their blinding "talent," the things they suffered are really not all that important. Talent is no excuse for the things Gloria did. Especially a talent as marginal as hers.

on Marilyn Manson, Still Being An Effed Up Mess at 20:45 06/23/2009 as a reply on the comment by Talia88

He has also stated in many interviews that it enrages him when people call him "Brian," like they're BFFs or something. LOLcakes.

on Marilyn Manson, Still Being An Effed Up Mess at 20:31 06/23/2009

Go cry, emo kid. Though, killing yourself might be a more productive use of your time than continued attempts to remain relevant.

on Miley's Awesome Suprise! at 17:09 06/16/2009

Wow, no white penii drawings on this one? You're getting soft.