on A Rock By The Baby! Child Sucks On Cocaine Ball At Daycare! at 12:38 11/14/2009

Yeah, that's what I'd be worried about too - that it was on a dirty floor!!

Are you serious?! the person who is writing this utter shit should be fired ASAP. Obviously, Perez is too busy kissing celeb ass to bother with this site anymore. He's got in some 12 year old twat to write rambling, inarticulate articles.

on The Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Leaks!!!! (Sorta) at 11:02 11/13/2009

Forgive my ignorance, but is that Amy Adams?

on Russell's Up For Sale at 12:14 11/09/2009

I'm an old romantic, so I truly hope they move in together and marry w kids - the whole nine yards. I think they're sweet as a couple and even have the same hair color!

on Chelsea Handler Has No Sympathy! at 19:55 11/05/2009

yeah that was so funny and as subtle as a brick! (that's sarcasm, Yanks)
I've seen her show and it was so cringey and awful. She interviewed The Mighty Boosh (who are actually funny and talented - unlike her) and she was so rude, boorish and...well...American. She didn't let them get one word in. I think people mistake her stupid remarks and constant interruptions as funny and outrageous.
She's neither, she's just obnoxious.

on More Vampires! at 21:34 10/29/2009

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!! Perhaps you'd care to actually watch it before commenting. The person writing these little entries, is definitely not Perez, as he/she seems to dislike anything British.
Being Human is great. Twilight is not. I read New Moon the other day to see what all the fuss was about. Man, was i sorry to have wasted my time. The Bella character is a wet, drippy fart who needs a slap.
But hey! millions of teenage girls wet their pants over that shit - leave 'em to it.