on Lily Allen Is Rude To Nick Lachey - Shock! at 22:45 02/18/2009

I hate Lily Allen.

on We'll Have Nightmares About This Shiz For Days! at 22:51 02/16/2009

Perezzie......

I hope you're not 10000% making fun of them. They make excellent music.

Pwease...I've loved reading your stuff for like ages, but now I'm not sure!!

on Fill In the Blank at 17:26 01/08/2009

...is saluting to Dane Cook, obviously.

on If You Are Easily Offended..... at 01:42 12/14/2008

She's grabbing that doll by the CROTCH

on Nicole Kidman Introduces World To Baby Girl at 07:22 11/11/2008

Sunday Roast. Whenever I hear that, I think of supper on Sundays. Weird.