on Madonna's Wembley Gig Crucified by Fans at 11:20 09/12/2008

I advise people to stop giving Madonna bad reviews, for her arms are so muscular and creates a strength so vast that she could have anyone in a fight.

She's like a singing version of 'She-Hulk', only less green.

on Warning at 11:00 09/12/2008

The lady on the bottom left is clearly enthralled by the skimpy shorts that Mariah made all by herself from 100% recycled banana skins, but the fella on the bottom right is more enthralled by the lady on the bottom left who is clearly enthralled by the skimpy shorts that Mariah made all by herself from recycled banana skins.