on Octo-Mom Is Not Getting Freebies! at 20:54 02/05/2009

Ok, I get it. That woman is probably functionally retarded.
BUT.
The ones getting hurt in this situation are the kids... that's nooothing to be proud of.

on Donatella Versace Topless??? at 02:25 01/25/2009

It's like beef jerky got stretched around two knee caps.

on Jessica Simpson Is.... at 21:31 12/22/2008

speaking of knocked up, she looks a lot like kattttty heigl here.

on Snubbed! at 14:33 11/17/2008

... because if she was in the front row, she would have jumped up onto the stage and tried to make out with all the models while her little puppy chewed on her nips.

True story.

on Fill in the Blank at 14:10 11/14/2008

oh my god that's the best thing in the world.