on Completely Gratuitous at 11:39 05/05/2009

Megan is much prettier, but if you were to put her and Angelina together in a movie, she should play Megan's mother (snark). After all, she has already done it for Colin Farrell.

on The Boss Didn't Cheat! She's Obsessed? at 19:23 04/15/2009

As Lenny Bruce used to say...

"You made it with her, didn't you?
- Deny it. Flat-out deny it!

lf you really love your wife, deny it.

lf they got pictures, deny it.

lt bugged me at first. You know, it hurt.

lf they walk in on you, deny it."

on American Apparel Fights Dirty With Woody at 15:12 04/15/2009

I'm no fan of AA, hate their stuff in fact, but anyone that can make digs at that pervert Woody Allen has my support.

on Madonna Cries To The Malawian Public at 10:53 04/13/2009

She's too old to be taking on another child. Which just means the girl will be raised by nannies and brought out for PR purposes. It's true that the child will have more advantages, but nothing that Madonna can't provide for her by funding her adoption or fostering by a Malawi couple.

on The Return of The Fro! at 10:48 04/13/2009

I just hate this guy! Can't stand his looks, his voice, his restaurant in NYC, everything about him. I just wish he would go away.