on Carmen Electra's Into Girl-On-Girl Action! at 16:55 11/18/2009

She's lovely. I'm reminded of the timeless beauty of Grace Kelly and the class and timelessness of an Audrey Hepburn. Nice job, Carmen. You've set women back to the stone age.

on Epic New GaGa!!!!! at 20:45 11/12/2009

My mind is still in one piece. I do have a headache now though.

on You Guys Cold Or What? at 18:30 11/04/2009

I think the sandals on Oleson #1 compliments the arctic attire.

on Sean Penn's Son's Drugs Were Prescribed! at 18:28 11/04/2009

Whatever you do, don't aplogize for your early posts convicting him and throwing away the key.

on Letterman Took Mistress On A Family Vaycay! at 21:08 10/10/2009

By all means make David Letterman's private life the story ... not the man, or people who tried to extort him. Class all the way.