on Small Dick Gets A Break at 16:00 08/25/2008

A few years ago, at a charity comedy show, Andy Dick introduced himself to me and promptly REACHED HIS HAND UP MY SHIRT. I backed off because a) he's gross (b) it startled me and (c) it was inappropriate. My boyfriend was shocked but also thought it was kind of funny. He's just a freak'n weirdo.