on True Blood Is Officially A Phenomenon Now! Vampire Show Continues To Break Records at 15:58 08/25/2009

the season's almost over!

on Kourtney Kardashian Almost Had An Abortion?!? at 20:06 08/19/2009

ABORT!

on "Mom! President Obama Is Freaking Me Out!" at 11:39 07/04/2009

I think the second paragraph in this post is pretty scary...what?

on It Is Free! Michael Jackson's Funeral Open To Public, Free Of Charge! at 11:22 07/03/2009

"there ARE only 20,000 seats in the Staples Center." You sound like a hick Perez

on The National Enquirer Tattle On Police! at 16:40 06/20/2009

when could you trust the cops?