on Oh. My. God. at 02:52 03/13/2009

WHY the fuck doesn't Hollyweird fucking SHAVE any more? And what's with the large SKULL? Now back to the nasty dirty stubble.... don't these guys realizethat this sandpaper RIPS THE SHIT OUT OF A WOMAN'S INNER THIGHS WHEN THEY GO DOWN FOR DESSERT? And when they KISS for more than 5 minutes, the chick will end up with SCABS on her chin from the sraping? I've done this shit, and gave it up for the sake of the women that had a hard time walking bow-legged after i wore out mine tongue! ATTENTION HOLLYWEIRD "HUNKS": THE LOOK IS PLAYED, IT'S 80'S GEORGE MICHAEL (yes, of men's toilet blowjob fame), so cut the shit out already, and let's see what you're HIDING under that filth look!

on Anna Nicole Smith's Former Lawyer Charged With Conspiracy To Furnish Drugs! at 02:44 03/13/2009

This LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH has been a crooked, opportunistic HOOK-NOSE for as long as he's hitched his career to that fat drug-addled moron, Anna Narcotics Smith. I can't wait for the entire truth to come out, and hopefully expose this prick for being responsible for supplying all the drugs to the dead son also. Wasn't HOOK NOSE the last one to BE with A. Narcotic Smith's SON just before he dropped dead right in a state of the art (aka Witch Doctor Medicine) hospital? Go back and look at the videos of this HOOK NOSE, and the look in his eyes, the eyes of a guilty SLUG. I hope he ends up in prison for twelve to 15 and comes out with a size 16 asshole from all the free homosexual sex he can get while in the slammer.

on Family Guy's Back In Hot Water With The FCC at 02:37 03/13/2009

Seth MacFartface is just a figurehead that oversees the creations of his talented writers, THOUGH he has ultimate control over every single peep that comes from that show. This episode is LAME compared to the "Hitler" episode that ruined it for me personally, when Stewie went back in time to Nazu Germany, and they, aka SeTH made a mockery of wounded soldiers and did his gratuitous McCain/Palin button on the Nazi uniform. No matter who I would vote for, I think Seth is a prick for forcing that kind of shit down our throats as he squats down and licks Obama's ballsack. Family Guy has become that much less funny for me, and continues to. Look at the Simpsons, going strong for a zillion years and rarely having a stale episode, ever.. WITHOUT having to sensationalize the way the prick MacFuckface has to draw attention to himself with his dropping ratings. He sucks as a person, and I used to be a HUGE fan. He's become arrogant, just because he has "F.U." money and can do what he wants... for NOW. Oh, and the PTA equivalent? They can fuck themselves for wasting energy on this crap also.