on Fill In the Blank at 13:33 01/22/2009

Make health care affordable for everyone and available to those who don't have access to jobs.

on The Obamas' First Dance! at 08:56 01/21/2009

She did a beautiful job

on Tampon Applicator, A Coke User's Trusty Friend at 15:43 01/16/2009

So it's not a big deal that she's 18 and snorting cocaine. The big deal is that she uses part of a tampon applicator to snort it? Sad.

on Fill In the Blank at 18:54 01/12/2009

She'd say "Fuck you Perez. Get out of my life you nosy, opinionated, child-attacking jackass."

on Looking Healthy! at 16:22 01/09/2009

She looks better with some meat on her bones. Hour glass > toothpick