on But What He Really Wants To Do Is Act at 21:02 11/09/2009

I just learned that Adam Lambert is a fire crotch! Who knew?
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on Watch & Listen: A Rainbow Explosion! at 23:59 08/20/2009

If he were really gay, he would be playing with a my little poney, not play-do.
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on Kimora's Phat Baby! at 19:08 08/06/2009

Don't get me wrong, I am very happy for Kimora, but... Kenzo = D-list baby.
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on Mimi, Are You Ok? at 18:50 08/06/2009

She just didn't practice. Gotta put in the work!
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on Jackson's Live-In Doctor: "I Am NOT Responsible!" at 17:53 06/27/2009

Okay, so I get it, RIP MJ. Let's play his songs on the radio and our ipods for a week, but let's not drag this out like Anna Nichole. I also feel bad that he totally stole Farrah Fawcett's thunder... shallow but realistic.
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