on Everyone Forgot To Watch! at 13:10 12/31/2008

I am stunned by this news. Stunned.

What's Kennedy up to? Give her a show since you're clearly shit out of ideas. That's what Fox Reality did

on Time Warner Cable Customers : Say Bye Bye to MTV, Comedy Central and Nickelodeon! at 12:59 12/31/2008

Television. Do people still watch those? I thought everything was all streaming webisodes, DVDs, and hypnobeams these days.

on Anderson Cooper Unleashes His Claws! at 12:54 12/31/2008

I love that man.

on Paris Has To Defend Her Spending Of Money in Australia at 12:48 12/31/2008

Thank you, Paris, for your bravery in Australia, and everywhere in the world. We should all be helping out. I will do my part by eating at nicer restaurants and making - nay, LETTING! - immigrant families dance for nickles.

on In Case You Missed It... at 12:37 12/31/2008

I just saw the earings! It looks like her head is in a wheelchair. Amazing.