on Santa Angelina Keeps It Up at 22:27 09/13/2009

Like any of these impoverished, starving refugees give a damn about who Angelina Jolie is. And wow, what are the chances of cameramen being on had to capture Angelina's "selflessness"? God forbid, it went unnoticed. How very altruistic.

on Steve Harvey Gets A Steady Job at 02:05 08/18/2009

It's kinda like how writing a gossip column made you think you could write a book, design clothes, and run a record label imprint, right Mario?

on Quote Of The Day at 06:51 08/16/2009

The thing with Ferguson that is great for North American audiences is that his style of stand-up (I guess it's an English thing, because Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand are similar in that respect) is that it's more of a storytelling-type comedy than simply rapid-fire jokes. It's just really entertaining and different from what we're used to and haven't really seen since guys like Bill Cosby. Craig's a genius.

on Stars Without Makeup at 06:46 08/16/2009

Kate Walsh is 42 and I would still hit that 6 ways to Sunday.

on Avril Channels A 15 Year Old at 20:39 08/03/2009

Mario, isn't your hair some fluorescent shade of orange right now? Do most 30-year-old men dye their hair in that manner? Also, if Avril was "looking like a Hot Topic reject", then why wasn't she wearing a t-shirt with a gun on it that said "Gossip Gangstar"?