on Why Did He Get Her THAT For Her Birthday????!!!!! at 15:02 10/10/2009

Good laptops and ATV's don't come cheap, and with all the coke and whores he's blowing his appearance money on, he probably spent the joint bank account money on the girls' gifts. He's trying win their love like most divorced couples do, only he's a rich douche, so the girls will probably love the gifts but not him (hopefully).

on Tori Spelling Calls Out Star On Twitter at 15:37 10/09/2009

At 5'1", according to medical professionals, 107 is considered underweight for my height. At 5'7" it sounds like Star might still be onto something.

on Khloe's Wedding Was Real, Says Kim! at 15:48 10/01/2009

I take it Kim doesn't know what a marriage license is... I'm not surprised.

on La Coacha Attacks Taylor Lautner, Selena Gomez & Young Hollywood! at 06:41 09/28/2009

I got about 35 seconds in before my ears started bleeding from Perez's singing. Why would you put your own music in the background? That doesn't even give me the option of not listening.

on Stars Without Makeup at 15:10 09/15/2009

She claims she's only 200 pounds? Or close to it? I'm bigger than that and she's bigger than me. You do the math.