on The Only Award Chris Beat Her Down Deserves is Eff Up of the Year at 13:11 03/06/2009

"If you're a parent worth your salt, your kids wouldn't be voting for this douchebag."

For once, I agree with you

on Jennifer Aniston "Too Old", But Angelina Jolie "Just Right"! at 20:32 02/19/2009

I really don't understand what you have against Jennifer, Perez. I mean seriously. She's a huge gay-rights activist unlike Angelina the Ho. It was Brad who said he wouldn't marry Angie unless gay rights were legal, not her. When has the skank ever said anything for gay rights? You're such an idiot.

on How'd We Miss This One? at 19:24 02/14/2009

Like how nobody wanted your shit, Perez? Whatever happened to that Hot Topic line? Hmmm?

on Beth Ditto, Naked! at 17:14 02/12/2009

What the hell Perez. You call Jessica Simpson a blimp, but this whale is stunning? You're a freak

on "Avril Winehouse" Doesn't Have The Same Ring To It at 15:22 01/27/2009 as a reply on the comment by DeeOhiN

Took the words right out of my mouth!