on And The Oscar Frontrunners Are... at 16:10 12/01/2009

Sweet!! Nice job Academy, nominate movies that like 10 people have seen... Who cares about the Spirit Awards anyways? Let me guess, you film a 3 hour piece of shit with some subtitles and a fat minority and you get an award... I'll remember that.

on The Griswolds Are Reuniting at 04:41 11/20/2009

YESS!!!!!!!! and absolutely bring back Cousin Eddie!!!!!

on More From Wonderland at 04:39 11/20/2009

Yeah... Here's a FACT... Please dispute if you disagree... The only normal adults who will ever go see this movie are going to be absolutely... I mean... disgustingly... high off their ass... We're talking, hot boxing cars in the underground theatre garage high school style... It's going to get WEIRD...

on Shut Up, K-Stew!!!! at 10:57 11/03/2009

Where... The hell... are her tits? And who's she kidding!? Once you get involved with something like Twilight, you're no longer "just an actor," you idiot... Fine, give up your job to one of the 1,000's of struggling "actresses," who get paid $50 dollars a week performing Shakespeare in the effing Park.

on The Quaids Rap Sheet Is Growing at 18:16 11/02/2009

Oh Give em a break!!! How can you get Cousin Eddie in trouble!!! As we embark on the 2009 Holiday Season, let's not forget the 500 times we'll see Christmas Vacation on TV, and the Quaids should have the Hap Hap Happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with effing Perez!! "MERRY CHRISTMAS!! SHITTER WAS FULL!!!"