on Speidi's Extremely Uncomfortable Interview at 11:12 06/15/2009

I changed my 1 year old son's diaper full of shit this morning and it had more personality than these two douches...

on Dear President Obama at 19:10 06/12/2009

The US will always be a country run by brain dead red neck assholes. I knew Obama was a complete douche and his promises of change was just a sham.

on Heidi Diagnosed With Gastric Ulcer Due To "Torture"!! at 20:16 06/07/2009

Torture is the definition of having to hear all her shitty ass music. She deserves all the pain inducing ulcers that she gets. She's bestowed enough on the world already. I hope Spencer gets eaten by an alligator.

on This Makes Heidi Montag Look Like Madonna! at 23:50 06/01/2009

I wish someone would just shoot these idiots.

on Headline Of The Week Weak at 10:54 05/21/2009

Oh America, you're so predictable... and lame...