on Freaky Lip Action! at 00:23 11/14/2009

Mario, I don't see wtf you're seeing.
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Love Nicole! So glad she's a red head again. Absolutely stunning. And her husband, Keith, is so HOT!
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Why not trash talk Demi Moore, Madonna or Lady Gag Gag. Now there's three chicks who love their plastic surgeons.

on Tom Cruise Made Homophobic Comments, Says Co-Star! at 15:36 10/21/2009

Bronson Pinchot...give me a break! Consider the source, he's not the pinnacle of truth.
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Remember him on Surreal Life, he was such a lying perv.
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Sounds like lies to me. Balki's just attention starved.

on Adrianne Curry Needs Therapy NOW! at 14:18 10/07/2009

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Calling Peter Brady...help your lady, take away her computer when she's high!
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on I Scream, You Scream, Knox & Vivienne Scream For Ice Cream at 00:25 10/04/2009

God Mario, you're so slow. This pic has been everywhere since yesterday.
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They look so happy!
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smurfette2, you're blind...they're both cute!

on 2009's Sexiest Woman Alive! at 20:15 10/02/2009

I remember seeing old pics of her before all of her plastic surgery. She was not pretty. She does not look like her old self at all.
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Anyone can look good with a nip here and a tuck there.