on Sebastian Bach, You Reality Show Whore! Former Rocker Joins K-Fat! at 15:00 09/24/2009

You know how some people still look like shit after they lose weight? Yeah -- that would be you, FrankenPerez. These has-beens can lose the weight but you can't lose the ugly. Monster on the inside, monster on the outside.

on Asher Roth Disses Spencer Pratt In Song at 02:07 07/21/2009

Geez, Fattie! Why didn't you just post the lyrics where he disses Spence(r) Pratt so I didn't have to waste 30 seconds of my life listening to this giant pile of shitty shit disguised as rap??? You're a d-bag, Asher's a d-bag, Spence(r) is d-bag.

on Brooke Shields: The 22-Year-Old Virgin at 13:39 05/25/2009

Geez!! Slow news day, Fattie?? This is OLD OLD OLD news. She talked about Dean Cain popping her cherry a million years ago. You suck.

on Fat Ass Alert at 12:17 05/06/2009

Not that I'm a fan of Kirstie Alley, but this post was so mean. You'd think Mario could sympathize at least a little since he was once a big fat Fatty McGee. I seriously CANNOT WAIT until Mario gains his weight back to match his big fat head.

on Octo-Mom Was A Stripper Named Angelina! at 20:55 04/22/2009

Well there's a shocker...