on True Blood Is A True Hit at 17:10 06/25/2009

...because it's everything Twilight wishes it could be but fails miserably at.

on Twilight Roleplay Foreplay at 22:42 06/07/2009

Fuck Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. They're cute, but the hottest man in that movie has ALWAYS been Peter Facinelli. Bestill my heart!

on Vintage R-Patz! at 19:59 04/30/2009

Sweet Jesus Almighty, that leash and mullet sure are sexy.

The suspenders are stylin' though.

on You Won't See THIS On Britain or America's Got Talent! at 21:46 04/20/2009

Gotta have them all!

on Get Your Free Mika Tickets! Get Your Free Mika Tickets! at 00:05 04/14/2009

Perez, will you come cheer us up in Detroit?