on The Tour Is Off! at 18:45 10/01/2009

It was going to be epically GAY!

on Milian Plans Another Wedding at 00:50 09/30/2009

Mario doesnt understand why someone would want a quick intimate wedding between the bride and groom and then a larger wedding with family and friends because he is GAY and cant get married. BWAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

on She's Got A New Tattoo at 09:49 08/31/2009

I'm surprise Mario didn't comment on Lindsay Lohan's nice long blonde leg hairs...GROSS!

on Ashlee's Big Baby Bronx On Board at 12:16 07/17/2009

That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. Sorry JMHO!

on Black Eyed Poop! at 14:03 07/08/2009

Umm Will.I.Am asked you not to talk about them you little fairy! Please respect that or get ready for a punch in the other eye!