on Completely Gratuitous at 18:17 11/20/2008

whose dog is she wearing on her head?

on Guy's Divorce Settlement Leaks Are Craptastic! at 18:13 11/20/2008

"Insiders" are tipping you off exclusively, huh? Bitch has got you in her back-pocket - literally for a song. You come cheap, perez...I;ve got a pick-up and kennel that need cleaning out and will warble "Fat Bottom Girl" just for you....

on Prince William's Penis!!!! at 17:58 11/20/2008 as a reply on the comment by Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez

Hey Ms monkey-butt and all....I was otu shoveling shit...I can't access the royal appendage...did i miss much?

on Megan Fox Is Our Obsession Too! at 22:15 11/19/2008

And then what? Sit on your face? You'd dunk your head in battery-acid, you fat poser. Figures that if you thought a woman was hot, she'd be a vapid Barbie.

on R.I.P. at 22:12 11/19/2008

Awesome critic. Great loss to the stage.