on Why The Gays Love Her at 17:58 11/22/2009

Um, many gays, myself included, think this woman's nothing more than a talentless whore.

on Balloon Boy's Parents Deflated! To Plead Guilty Of Hoax! at 12:40 11/12/2009

I say deport her, and send the kids with her. They'd lead a much better life in Japan, and that fucking whack-job, Richard, would have no chance of getting custody back due to Japanese laws.

on She Eats? at 13:25 11/07/2009

It's obvious that Mario is not only blind, but has no standards at all. David Beckham is fucking UGLY.

on Jesus Christ! at 02:37 11/06/2009 as a reply on the comment by fuckthefatwhore

Maybe because where those of us who are sane come from, believing in imaginary people who talk to you and tell you what to do is called schizophrenia?

on Is A First Baby On The Way? at 00:21 11/05/2009

Why the hell would you want Barack and Patrick Ewing's twin to pop out another kid? Barack can't even focus on the tasks at hand like... oh, I don't know, FIXING OUR COUNTRY without constantly fucking up... So you want him to pop out another ugly little kid? Ugh.