on R-Patz Is One Cheap Bitch! at 02:40 07/20/2009

Obviously the waiter was a douche, since he went running to the tabloids to talk shit. Lucky he got $50. You don't tip based on income. It's not tithe ffs.

on Fill In The Blank at 15:48 04/24/2009

It's not funny. They all look like f'ing morons. Who goes to a forest dressed like that. I can't wait until Speidi are completely off everyone's radar.

on Urinating Cop At Metallica Show Has To Pay Up! at 15:28 04/10/2009

A drunk police officer from the Brewster PD? Ironic?

on Britney: "My Dad Has Threatened Me!" at 11:16 03/30/2009

Without the conservatorship in place, she wouldn't have custodial time. Stands to reason that without it, the kids would go back to Kevin full time. She's all kinds of crazy and needs to stop listening to Adnan and Sam.

on David Banda Treated Like A Prince In Malawi at 23:52 03/28/2009

If a kid already has parents that want to be involved in his life, uhmmm, maybe they shouldn't have put him up for adoption. Just sayin...