on The Hoff Suffered Seizure! at 18:41 11/28/2009

Her name is Hayley, NOT Hailey. Why can't you ever spell that name correctly?

on Lambert On Canceled GMA Performance at 15:48 11/24/2009

That's rich, hearing a man talk about double standards all the while saying how easy it is for women to do certain things. Shut up, already, He's a white man. He will never have it as rough as a women does.

on Lambert Fallout! Morning Show Performance Cancelled! at 12:19 11/24/2009

Maybe ABC is just seeing what everyone else in America saw the other night-that Adam Lambert really isn't great. And for the record, Perez, Lady Douchebag hasn't been on Good Morning America and probably won't be because of her totally heterosexual antics (which are incredibly slutty). Some people are only made for prime time, not daytime.

on John Kerry's Daughter In The Clear! at 17:42 11/23/2009

It's not a lucky break. A lucky break would be if she wasn't prosecuted even though she was drunk (which would also be a giant mistake). Why don't you get it, Perez. She wasn't drunk so she wasn't prosecuted. And good, because California can't afford to prosecute for shits and giggles.

on Glambert NOT Sorry For AMAs Performance! at 13:21 11/23/2009

Yeah, sorry to burst your bubble, Perez but some of us could care less about all the drama surrounding the performance and still just think he sucked. He didn't sound good at all and it's probably because he was too busy awkwardly trying to dance around the stage. Everyone will remember his creepy attempt at being edgy but NO ONE remembers the song. Not really well done at all. I don't need him to be sorry. I need him to go away. And for the record, putting people on leashes (which is fundamentally kind of effed up anyhow) and gyrating around sexually is nothing new and special. Seen it. Bored with it.