on SuBo Gets Ugly! at 11:08 07/01/2009

according to entertainment weekly you made up this rumor..

on Look, Tori Spelling DOES Eat! at 18:26 06/29/2009

look ASSHOLE aaron has passed away! LIAM on the other hand is the name of Tori's son... s-s-s-t-t-u-u-u-p-p-pi-d

on Michael Jackson Suffers Heart Attack, Rushed To The Hospital! at 18:24 06/25/2009

YOU COLD HEARTLESS BITCH! FUCK YOU PEREZ! i was your biggest fucking fan but you really took it too far this time. how can you be so insensitive?!?! FUCK YOU!!!!!

on Former Pro Biker In MASSVIVE Drug Bust!!!!! at 11:11 06/20/2009

Perez, you have used 64 exclamation points in the last 6 entries today. Please, TONE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! I understand you are excited or something, but did the stpry about Paris and her family's mundane reaction to the most unshocking break-up really warrant 25+ exclamation points? Just simmer a bit, it's only 8 AM.

on SuBo Put In Looney Bin Safe House at 14:36 05/30/2009

She should stay, win, celebrate, and then go back to her village in peace :)
WIN WIN WIN WIN SITUATION