on Real Housewife Foils Release of Real Sex Tape at 20:36 06/24/2009

Honey, I know you're reading this, fame whore that you are. Please, if you want to go anywhere you absolutely NEED to get that nose thinned. You would look a thousand times better and you've had so much other work done you might as well. If I'm going to have to look at your face all the time (and it seems like I will because you can't keep that sex tape under wraps forever) I would really prefer that you were less fug. I'm telling you - fix that nose! That's the best piece of advice anyone's ever given you. xoxoxo