on Dear Quentin Tarantino at 20:33 08/21/2009

Dear Mario,

You will never be as cool as Quentin Tarantino.

signed,

The Bride

on Mary Carey Marries!!! at 19:11 07/16/2009

why did she get THOSE and leave her face like THAT!?

on Can You Spot The Differences? at 20:02 07/07/2009

Her arms and her waistline were thinned out. Her legs slimmed down, as well as her ass. Her tum was taken in from which you can clearly see the misplaced shadow. Hair added. Her face softened. Barely photoshopped MY ass. Her ass has been. And she's nearly perfect in the first place. so wrong.

on Colbert To Broadcast From Iraq! at 19:59 06/05/2009

why is he wearing an autism pin?

on Jesus Loves Fake Titties! at 10:55 04/29/2009

Breast implants are abnormal, unnatural, and a perversion of what God intended.