on Fried Fish Eaten Alive! at 04:05 11/18/2009

that is fucking sick.

i hope PETA doesnt hear about this.

on Harry Potter Gets Nekid?! at 03:09 11/04/2009

He's kissing Hermione, but he has clothes on in the vision. It's not very sensual, it's more panicky and dangerous, and Ron might betray Harry.

on Heidi Klum Is Not In Labor - Yet at 02:55 10/09/2009

somehow i dont think the world really cares much about heidi klums baby, since only 5% of the worlds population has access to the internet.

on Harry Connick Jr. Offended By Racially Insensitive Australian TV Skit at 02:31 10/09/2009

they were trying to look silly and OTT, not make black people look bad. i dont think anyone in their right minds would think that was their intention.

on Adrianne Curry Needs Therapy NOW! at 01:27 10/08/2009

yes yes adrianne, all drugs are the same as alcohol. never mind that your brain takes over 10 weeks to recover from abusing cocaine. never mind that legalising meth would be equivalent to allowing people to give themselves brain damage. not all drug users are young and single and child-free. drugs are illegal because people cant control themselves, and end up ruining their chilrens, partners, families and friends lives.