on Mariah Carey Outdoes Herself at 19:41 06/30/2009

LMFAO!!! She doesn't look anything like Eminem, but maybe if Justin Long and Seth Green mixed their sperm together!!!!!

on Ewan Ages Like Fine Wine at 19:35 06/30/2009

I watched that documentary he and his friend filmed awhile back, trekking across country (Asia, I think?) on their bikes, and totally fell in love with this guy. He doesn't come across being the least bit pretentious or egotistical, and that's a major turn on for me. Only if I could be stranded on an island with him and Depp, ya'll never hear from me again!!!

on Johnny Depp Is Bad For Your Health! at 19:30 06/30/2009

So, okay, I totally understand why Garfield, pork, and Paris being harmful to moral health (wait, WTF pork, really!!!), but Johnny Depp? Just what in the FUCK do they consider porn over there anyways? I bet if some of their politicians were to come over to my neck of the woods, they'd totally go into cardiac arrest!!! (I worked at McDonald's one time, they'd just installed cameras around drive thru, and my manager says to me, Look O, that guys getting a blow job, and sure enough he was!!! I didn't ask them if they wanted fries with that, I could barely contain myself when I took their money, but I immediately sanitized myself afterwards, plus I had the coolest boss ever!!!)

on Debbie Rowe To Get Custody Of MJ's Children? at 15:20 06/27/2009

I hope for the sake of the children, that Katherine will retain custody of them. I can't imagine what those poor babies are going through right now, and I suspect that the kids and his mother need each other now, more than ever. I pray, too, that his autopsy doesn't get blown out of proportion, and that this tragedy will have the chance to rest in peace. The King of Pop had enough troubles during his lifetime, Lord knows he and his family doesn't need any more.

on Mushy Still A Hot Mess at 15:11 06/27/2009

Thinks she's wearing Simpsons' and Lohan's sloppy seconds!!!! However, I think I've seen Pete ware this get up before!!!