on Miley's A Bad Tipper! at 18:00 10/12/2009

i'm sick of all restaurant workers bitching about tips... you know what? i don't care if you're supporting 3 kids/a mortgage or anything else, because, SURPRISE! you TOOK THE JOB! you knew what you were getting into, you're greedy from the start because you KNOW you only get half wage, but you're so sure you're going to make soo much more off customers. besides which, you actually DO earn full minimum wage, because if for some reason (i.e. people got some sense in their heads) you didn't make enough tips, your employer makes up the difference between what you made and min wage.

secondly, there's absolutely no reason that a restaurant can't pay a full wage to everyone. they make thousands a night easily.

on Lily Allen Bears It All - Again! at 20:41 10/09/2009

hey porkez, i'm quite sure you mean "bares" all. you know, bare, as in naked, like exposed. not bear, as in fuzzy beast, like you.

i love lily. nothin' wrong with a little nip. its a million times easier than "lady" gag-a.

on GaGa's Got Kanye's Back: "He's A Good Guy!" at 21:15 09/30/2009

she's only about 2 weeks too late for this. and maybe kanye, gag-a and porkez should just be locked up and starved for being the world's biggest douches, hacks etc.

on Pirate Illy Allen Removes Her Illegal Mixtapes! at 23:33 09/24/2009

oh, and i'm thinking you might be her biggest fan..you've obviously been to her website twice in one day. that's twice too many for someone who hates her :-)

on Pirate Illy Allen Removes Her Illegal Mixtapes! at 22:59 09/24/2009

you just hate her because her mixtapes made her famous..however, i remember a song in which you "sing" about gonorrhea that made you more of a laughing stock than you already are.
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and "porkez". BRILLIANT..i lol'd :-D