on Get Your Very Own Michael Jackson at 18:20 09/22/2008

Who the fuck needs three sets of interchangeable hands?! What the hell is wrong with him?

on Vintage John McCain at 19:46 09/11/2008

Back in the day, I would have hit it.

Now? I'd just hit it with a shovel.

on Not So Blind Item at 23:05 09/09/2008

Hohan is yams, because she's orange. And SamRo is yogurt, because you can turn her upside down and eat her with a spoon.

Yes, I just barfed after typing that.