on Less Beer, More Gym at 13:10 07/27/2009

Really? Seriously, Perez? You hubby moron.

on Mushy Suicidal, According To Friends!! at 13:23 07/20/2009

PEREZ, YOU ARE A CRUEL FAT FUCK. When are YOU gonna attempt suicide?

Hideous beast. I'm waiting for another celeb to fuck up that pudgy face of yours. Now THAT's something to blog about.

on GaGa Makes History! at 12:48 07/14/2009

Enpough about GaGa. she's a mediocre pop singer. Dime-a-dozen. We all know you like it when a celebrity likes you back, but come on...enough already!

on Another Pregnant Man!!! at 12:43 07/14/2009

You sure wanna go there, Chubbs? Your shirtless video reminded me of a wad of chewed gum. Karma's a boomerang. It's no wonder you get smacked in the face in clubs, you nasty bitch.

on Listen To This: Some Good Ol' Fashioned Love at 10:05 07/14/2009

Please don't ever refer to this song as a "Whitney Houston/Chaka Khan classic." There's nothing classic about Whitney. This is a Chaka Khan song that Whitney Houston puked all over for a cheesy movie.