on Dear Texas at 19:15 04/09/2009

HO-LY FUCK-ING SHIT. I THINK I MAY JUST VOMIT. THANK GOD I'M NOT FROM TEXAS.

on This Looks Soooo Good! at 19:45 03/16/2009

GOD THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT. I WANT TO STRANGLE MYSELF.

on A Pink Dolphin!!!! at 05:37 03/03/2009

FUCK HELLO KITTY. THAT IS SOOO LISA FRANK! IT MUST HAVE SWAM OUT OF MY TRAPPER KEEPER FROM THIRD GRADE!

on New Kanye! at 20:10 02/17/2009

I have to give props. That guy made a beautiful video. Its nice to see a hip hop artist making a video with art, not just cars and money and girls and shiiiiiite. I heart Kanye.

on Women Hate Sluttyienna, No One Is Surprised at 20:01 02/17/2009

I HEART HER!!!! I don't care really. I blame him more than her. She is a cool cool chick. She wasn't in a committed marriage. HE WAS. FUG that guy!