on Shanna Moakler Resigns As Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Pageant!!!! at 17:25 05/13/2009

Apparently Shanna didn't get the Homer Simpson message that you don't quit your job when you hate it, you just do it really half-assed! That's the American way.

on Sir Elton Wino? at 18:05 12/01/2008

I saw that picture and I thought it was Billie Jean King. No, I'm not kidding. Yes, I do think they should play a celebrity doubles match so as to confuse their opponents.