on Jennifer Aniston Is Ready For Thanksgiving Dinner at 23:37 02/06/2009

john mayer lost a bet, kissed asswhore perez, had himself fumigated and now poor jen has to suffer because the 300 lb nanct boy cant see the difference between reality and the little love scenes he plays over and over in his head - for christ's sake, mario, when are you gonna get a grip. this ridiculous torch you are carrying for john mayer is getting out of control. no wonder you cant get laid. no one would want to go near you. never mind the nastiness of the visual experience, and the smell, but just what kind of life would they have when they try to leave to go to work? stalking, oining, begging, catti text messages? what are you 12? youre too fat to be a 12 yr old girl perez. and your too fugly for a man so what the hell are you? pathetic asswhore - thats basically it

on Jennifer Aniston Is Ready For Thanksgiving Dinner at 23:30 02/06/2009

oh seriously perez? enough is enough. get over john mayer already. look they guy was nice to you for 5 seconds. do you have to go all single white asshore on him? no wonder fags get such a bad name. catty is an understatement. pathetic is an understatement at this point. let the man live in [eace and leave his girlfriend alone. yes i said it and maybe when you have finished a few sessions of therapy and get to step 4, you can say it to. she is his girlfriend and you are a pathetic, fat, buck toothed, hideos, old, barely human, wildebeasy with jowls, too much cheap hair product, bad streaks and no chance in hell that john mayer would even wipe his face on your sleeve. although the cheap material might chafe his chin so i dont blame him - get a kife perez

on Barron Hilton's DUI Comes Back To Bite at 11:35 02/06/2009

In more revolting news, asswhore perez hilton marrys longtime companion mickey rourke in back woods ceremony. when asked why he loved mickey, perez just smiled and touched his ass gently. mickey slapped it hard and let out a yelp - "he's my sweet ass gal, thats why" - mickey was relishing the thought of getting his portly bride home and having a few more fudge pies before the honneymoon officially ended but commented that next to his former play thing, evan rachel wood, perez was a welcome treat. "The thing with evan is she is a pretty petite thang but I like a real nasty ass wart hog like perez here - he just gets right down on all four and squeals like the dirt pig he is and thats why i love him" What a cute couple

on Barron Hilton's DUI Comes Back To Bite at 11:34 02/06/2009

its perfectly acceptable for a hot guy to screw up. its not when its his giant horse head hideous sister. dont you get it?

on Barron Hilton's DUI Comes Back To Bite at 11:33 02/06/2009

who cares? at least he's hot - not like that nasty horse head sister of his