on Surprise!!!!!!!!!! at 02:05 11/17/2009

Thanks for your mailing address!

BOX FULL OF BEES!

on Is Miley Orally Fixated??? at 01:15 09/17/2009

Uh. Maybe she is but she's also a child. A man in his 30s shouldnt even be thinking like that.

on SIGHTing at 18:53 08/12/2009

WTF. The nanny is supervising them! The mother is working and yeah the dad is a douche but it's not like they were outside playing by themselves!
Stop being so god damned misleading! You're the internet version of the National Enquirier.

on Demanding Money! MJ's Doctor An Insensitive Asshole at 22:13 06/29/2009

Wow Perez. You sure called it! Insensitive assholes indeed!

on It Took 30 Minutes To Call 911 At Jackson's House!!!! at 22:10 06/29/2009

They were reading your blog and figured he was faking being dead to get out of some concerts in London.
Twat.