on Tom & Not-Suri at 19:26 05/22/2009

I was 3 rows behind them and i'm PRETTY sure conner is like 3 ft taller...Tom didn't seem to talk to Conner at all...maybe a nod to his son once every quarter...so lame (and what is with the guy commenting "That Cat"....?)

on Fred Segal: The Television Show??? at 16:20 04/21/2009

would HATE that! It would feel so weird to shop there, as if you were walking onto a set and not into a nice store!

on Britney Does It Again: More Diarrhea Of The Mouth!!!!! at 09:54 04/08/2009

Whatever, she's a big girl and i will ALWAYS love her through bald heads and quickie marriges! YAY BRITNEY

on Completely Gratuitous at 09:34 03/20/2009

I've had the BIGGEST crush on this man since I was 10, so much so I asked to meet him for my 13th birthday and did....too bad he's making shit movies but he is a gorgeous creature.

on Chaos! at 10:26 03/15/2009

I hate Lohan, seriously I feel bad that Samantha has to put up with her shit all the fucking time...She is clearly back on coke (and I'm sorry for saying that with no REAL evidence, well at this night might have been it), she has major daddy issues (who fucking doesn't, though), she needs to stop huffing her spray tan product and be responsible!!!