on The Beckhams Do Manhattan at 15:36 09/27/2008

PEREZITO!!! PLEASE explain to me how VB is managing to rock those freakin' SKY HIGH BOOTS with NO HEELS?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE?! I feel like we've just witnessed "The Matrix" of footwear. Discuss!

on If You Are Easily Offended.... at 00:51 09/16/2008

Eeew. Come ON, Lindsey!!!
The man's a genius, he can do so much beter than this.

on If You Are Easily Offended.... at 18:13 09/07/2008

She likes 'em old and gross.

on Big Names Backing Tintin Flicks at 13:38 08/27/2008

Perez, honey, pick you up some classic Tin Tin's and read that shit! I can't believe they're finally making Tin Tin films! This is my favorite gossip of the day. :)

But you know what... My boyfriend didn't know who Tin Tin was either- so maybe its an American thing. You guys need to get with it, you're missing out! You HAVE to tell us if you get any info on who's being cast.

on Separated At Birth at 14:06 08/26/2008

He's not making fun of Tammy Faye, assheads! Get over yourself. It's a no-brainer comparison and it's absolutely hilarious.