on Wino Granted Quickie Divorce! at 11:17 07/16/2009

This is good news. If she's back on the market perhaps I'll have a chance to titty-fuck her.

on Pretty In Pink: Kelly OZbourne at 09:28 07/02/2009

even Perez would look good with enough airbrush and photoshop. feh.

on T.R. Knight Broadway Bound! at 11:16 07/01/2009

Versatile? I heard power-bottom.

on My Statement at 11:01 06/23/2009

Dear P., please tender your resignation as a gay and join the Republican Party or the Baptist church. This incident and your evil report on Justin Lance Black has caused you to be revealed as the self-loathing queen we always knew you were.

on Lauren Conrad Sleeps With Dogs at 13:32 05/04/2009

I don't know who this bitch is, but between the Quagmire face-siiting and the closing butt-scooting, it was the funniest episode this year.