on Fill In The Blank at 08:38 10/03/2008

Dita walks in and the DJ, being a funny fucker, plays Marylin Manson's 'Beautiful People' and the crowd points and laughs...

on The Olsen Twins Walk Into A Bar... at 12:37 08/06/2008

Soccermom and company,

Lighten the F*&k up!!! It is funny. If I give you a quarter will you put it towards the 'I'm buying a sense of humor' fund? Please.

I wish I had thought of roofies in chocolate milkshakes...it'd have saved me a LOT of money and hassle in high school...