Here's hoping that wonky one legged whore spends all the cash and then she will have to go back on the game. What's the going hourly rate for old stumpy?
Dear Mrs Skelator Beckham, As the wife of world famous footballer, David Beckham, you have become increasingly deluded that we (the rest of the world) actually give a rat's a$$ about you and what you get up to. Even though you moved Stateside, we still get to hear about you. Oh and you look really fat in that photo, so best to lay off the food for a while. Thanks, The People of London
And Skelator really knows so much about English dishes? A friend was at a meal in her company and surprise, surprise, she didn't eat a thing. btw, Victoria if you or your PR are reading this you look a bit fat in the photo. If you come to the UK, don't eat Pret a Manger - it's crap. keep up the good work Perez!
Open Photoshopped. Create circle mask around head. Apply blinding light, bleached too white filter. Cut & Paste on a different body and at a slightly wonky angle. Print.
As the wife of world famous footballer, David Beckham, you have become increasingly deluded that we (the rest of the world) actually give a rat's a$$ about you and what you get up to. Even though you moved Stateside, we still get to hear about you. Oh and you look really fat in that photo, so best to lay off the food for a while.
Thanks, The People of London
A friend was at a meal in her company and surprise, surprise, she didn't eat a thing.
btw, Victoria if you or your PR are reading this you look a bit fat in the photo.
If you come to the UK, don't eat Pret a Manger - it's crap.
keep up the good work Perez!